{"id":7567,"date":"2014-05-21T09:37:40","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T01:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/?p=7567"},"modified":"2014-05-21T09:48:21","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T01:48:21","slug":"learning-biology-through-our-dog-bubbles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/?p=7567","title":{"rendered":"Learning Biology Through Our Dog Bubbles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bubbles has been with us for more than half a year now, and the girls treat him like a brother. Our conversation revolves around him a lot, and through him, sometimes Biology is learnt.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/DSCF8622_v1.jpg\" title=\"Bubbles\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 450px; cursor: hand; text-align: center\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One day.<br \/>\nZaria : <span style=\"color: #f88017\">Ma, how come Bubbles&#8217; penis has so much hair?<\/span><br \/>\nMe : <span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">Err, because dogs don&#8217;t wear underwear, the hair is to protect their penis.<\/span><br \/>\nZaria : <span style=\"color: #f88017\">Oh, he needs hair on the penis so that even when he doesn&#8217;t wear underwear, people cannot see his penis.<\/span><br \/>\nMe : <span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">yeah, something like that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Another day.<br \/>\nZaria : <span style=\"color: #f88017\">Ma, Bubbles pole dancing on me.<\/span><br \/>\nMe : <span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">Bubbles, no <em>pole dancing<\/em>! Shuu&#8230;<\/span><br \/>\n(Bubbles climbed down from Zaria, then after a while, climbed on her again)<\/span><br \/>\nZaria : <span style=\"color: #f88017\">Ma, Bubbles <em>pole dancing<\/em> again. Now his <em>lipstick<\/em> is showing.<\/span><br \/>\nMe : <span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">Bubbles, stop it!<\/span><br \/>\n(Bubbles climbed down from Zaria)<br \/>\nZaria : <span style=\"color: #f88017\">Ma, why can&#8217;t you allow him to <em>pole dance<\/em> on me?<\/span><br \/>\nMe : <span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">Because he cannot! It&#8217;s not right.<\/span><br \/>\nZaria : <span style=\"color: #f88017\">Ma, actually what is he trying to do?<\/span><br \/>\nMe : <span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">He&#8217;s trying to mate with you Zaria.<\/span><br \/>\nZaria : <span style=\"color: #f88017\">But he&#8217;s so young ma, how can he mate with me?<\/span><br \/>\nMe : <span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">In animal years, he&#8217;s old enough.<\/span><br \/>\nZaria : <span style=\"color: #f88017\">He doesn&#8217;t know I&#8217;m too young to mate is it? 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