{"id":6392,"date":"2013-07-29T11:13:17","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T03:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/?p=6392"},"modified":"2013-08-16T16:05:30","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T08:05:30","slug":"quick-wittedsharp-tongue-zaria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/?p=6392","title":{"rendered":"Quick Witted\/Sharp Tongue Zaria"},"content":{"rendered":"

Although Zaria has always been the ‘chili padi’ in the house, of late, we found that she’s getting really good with words, and quick in her interaction with friends\/family. Some recent ‘conversations’ :<\/p>\n

Early morning.
\nMe : WHY HAVEN’T YOU TAKEN YOUR GLASS OF WATER BEFORE YOU STARTED PLAYING?<\/span>
\nZaria : (matter-of-factly) Looks like someone woke up with a bad temper today.<\/span> o.O<\/p>\n

The hubs said he wanted to bring the girls out for ice cream since exams is over. Then after dinner he laid down and rested (typical man!)
\nZaria: You said you want to bring us out for icecream and now you want to take a nap. What kind of a father are you? You are a very confused father.<\/span> o.O<\/p>\n

One day, I was listening to Jackie Cheung the whole afternoon. I called Zaria to come over for a hug. She looked at me and said, “What? Thinking about Jackie Cheung and having a hallucination is it?”<\/span> o.O<\/p>\n

There’s this really gorgeous looking Osteopath<\/a> who works on children (adults too), and because Zaria’s gymn teacher mentioned she has a mild scoliosis, I thought of bringing her to see him.
\nI showed Zaria the Osteopath’s photo, and asked if I should bring her to see him.
\nZaria replied, “So that you can look at him with googly eyes when he check on me is it?”<\/span> o.O”<\/p>\n

One day, she asked asked me, “How long more do I have to go for Chinese class.”<\/span> (referring to her Chinese enrichment class)
\nI told her forever.
\nShe replied, “So you mean even if I’m old I still have to go is it?
\nEven when I’m dead, and become a skeleton I still have to go is it?
\nEven when I’m in heaven I still have to go is it?
\nEven when I’m stinky (dead body), and have maggots crawling on me I still have to go is it?<\/span>
\nZara added, “Yeah, even when you are a zombie you still have to go.”<\/span> o.O”<\/p>\n

And one day (quite a while back), when I brought her to cut her hair, I asked how short she wanted her to be, she replied, “Up my boobs.”<\/span> (as if she has any). o.O” But I guess any body would know what length she’s talking about. <\/p>\n

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