{"id":250,"date":"2006-05-24T22:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-24T22:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/?p=250"},"modified":"2006-05-24T22:16:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-24T22:16:00","slug":"funny-little-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/?p=250","title":{"rendered":"Funny Little Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was working from home. I heard the little girl shouting for me from the stair case.
\nZara : Mummy where you (where are you)?!!
\n<\/span>Me : Here.<\/span>
\nZara : Come, see.<\/span>
\nMe : Wait.. coming.<\/span>
\nI gladly went down to check.
\nZara : Zara queen! *grin*<\/span>
\nSo here is the queen of the house.<\/p>\n

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Heard Zara farted. So I asked her, “Zara fart fart?”<\/span>
\nZara giggled and said, “Like Daddy. Pooot”<\/span><\/p>\n

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Zara having her favourite fishball for lunch.
\nDaddy : Zara share share your fish ball with Daddy ok?<\/span>
\nZara : Don’t want<\/span>
\nDaddy : Zara must share share<\/span>
\nZara : Zara share share with Zara only<\/span> (clever answer)<\/p>\n

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Zara vomited out some milk after her feed.
\nMe : What happened? Why Zara vomit?<\/span>
\nZara : *grinned* Zara choke! Urk! Urk! *demonstrated*<\/span><\/p>\n

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After she’d finished playing with her toy, I asked her to clean up.
\nMe : Zara! Clean up time! <\/span>
\nZara : Don’t want.<\/span>
\nMe : Zara, if you don’t clean up who will clean up the mess then?<\/span>
\nZara : Kakak clean up.<\/span>
\nMe : *surprised by her answer, but still put on a straight face* But Kakak didn’t play with the toys. Why must she clean up?<\/span>
\nZara : Uh-Ke Ah-Nua clean up then <\/span>
\n(Uncle Anuar is what she calls King’s driver, and I don’t know why she dragged him into this)<\/p>\n

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