{"id":1462,"date":"2009-07-24T09:43:33","date_gmt":"2009-07-24T01:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/?p=1462"},"modified":"2009-07-24T14:37:16","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T06:37:16","slug":"penis-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/?p=1462","title":{"rendered":"Penis Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a recent trip to the mall, when I brought Zara to the toilet, she pointed to the gents and said <span style=\"color:#cc33cc;\">&#8220;Penis goes there.&#8221;<\/span> And then to the ladies, <span style=\"color:#cc33cc;\">&#8220;Pet Pet this way.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>o.O&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My in-laws have just moved to a house ~2km away from ours <strike>(and leaves me many tales to write about)<\/strike>. After picking up the girls from school, on our way, I sent some packed char siu (Cantonese : BBQ Pork) rice over. My FIL was working in the garden topless when we dropped by.<\/p>\n<p>Zaria : <span style=\"color: #f88017\">Why yeh-yeh never wear baju (Malay : clothes)?<\/span><br \/>\nZara : <span style=\"color:#cc33cc;\">Because he&#8217;s feeling hot. His body is very hot, so he took off his clothes.&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\nShe added further : <span style=\"color:#cc33cc;\">His penis is not feeling hot, that&#8217;s why he didn&#8217;t take off his pants.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>o.O&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"linkwithin_hook\" id=\"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/?p=1462\"><\/div><script>\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 223776;\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\n<\/script>\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a recent trip to the mall, when I brought Zara to the toilet, she pointed to the gents and said &#8220;Penis goes there.&#8221; And then to the ladies, &#8220;Pet Pet this way.&#8221; o.O&#8221; My in-laws have just moved to a house ~2km away from ours (and leaves me many [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<script>\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 223776;\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\n<\/script>\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chitter-chatter","category-zara"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}