{"id":1397,"date":"2009-05-06T10:00:35","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T02:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/?p=1397"},"modified":"2009-05-06T10:55:48","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T02:55:48","slug":"kids-chitter-chatter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mytwogirls.net\/?p=1397","title":{"rendered":"Kids’ Chitter Chatter"},"content":{"rendered":"

Girls’ conversation About Penis<\/u><\/p>\n

Zaria : Daddy is not a girl you know.<\/span>
\nZaria : He has no petpet.<\/span>
\nZaria : He got penis at the petpet there.<\/span><\/p>\n

Zara : You know when boys go to she-she, they must hold the penis to she-she.<\/span>
\nZara : If not, right, the penis will swing here swing there, and the she-she will spray every where.<\/span><\/p>\n

Zaria talking to Jelly About fierce Mummy<\/u>
\nZaria : Mummy always scold me you know<\/span>
\nZaria : Always shout at me. So loud!<\/span>
\nJelly : Your mummy got smack you or not.<\/span>
\nZaria : Nooooo.. she didn’t smack me.<\/span>
\n(haha.. at least I’m not that bad)
\nZaria : She shoot me only.<\/span>
\no.O”
\n(OK, I’m the bad guy at home)<\/p>\n

On Working From Home<\/u>
\n(This conversation with Zara’s friend took place in Zara’s school, Zaria’s friend, WY, cannot understand why someone can work from home)<\/p>\n

WY : You don’t tell your mummy ya..<\/span>
\nWY : *whisper* *whisper*
\nZara : *loudly* Aigh. I told you before right, my mummy works at home.<\/span>
\nMe : What did WY ask you?<\/span>
\nZara : She asked me why you wear like that to go to work.<\/span>
\n(I was wearing shorts and t-shirt)
\nWY : *facing me* What work you do? Why work from home one? My mummy have to work in office.<\/span>
\nMe : Hmm.. It’s special for me, that’s why I can work at home.<\/span><\/p>\n

Another day, when I went to pick the girls up, WY came to me again.
\nWY : Who do you work for huh?<\/span>
\nMe : Hmm.. (trying to find an answer where a 5yr old can understand).. My boss lor.<\/span>
\nWY : Oh.. (asthough she understood finally) Your boss goes to your house ah?<\/span><\/p>\n

Hehe.. I think it’s tough for children who have parents working in the ‘office’ understand the concept of working from home.<\/p>\n

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